Comment The real plot.... (Score 2) 321
It will be about the sudden return of Darth Binks, who we all suspected was the *REAL* sith lord of evil within the films.
After all,
* He conveniently appears right after the Jedi manage to escape in Ep 1.
* He manages to hand the republic into the hands of the "sith lord" with his vote on the Military Creation Act, having somehow gained the trust of Naboo after blundering his way as a General in the army.
* He conveniently disappears for the final three films, letting both sides expend all their resources and war funds
So obviously, for Ep 7 he will show up with the armada of left-over space battleships (which were, illogically, not used after the death star exploded again) to destroy the New Republic, first by assassinating Luke.
"Issa gonna be MESSY, bishes!" BAM!