I call bullshit on this story. Look at the units! MPH? You can't pull the wool over our eyes so easily.

Paid off.

"A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hard-core Commie works."

It had to be said.

Why stop there? We could just turn them into green wafers of high-energy plankton and send them off to all of the impoverished nations for those that are hungry.

You just solved any funding problems WikiLeaks could run into in the future!

Sounds like a pretty shitty idea to me!

I didn't assume the reader or poster was an American. I simply made the point that the acceptable spellings would be the American English spellings on an American website. You wouldn't want a British editor editing an American manuscript using British spellings and grammar formulations, would you?

Typical douche-bag non-American quick to call an American ignorant solely because they are American.

And this is an American web site! Zing!

Ah, the mythical Judgement Day, where the robots come to destroy those who can not spell judgment correctly.

Did you really have to play the race card?

And keep in mind that I didn't specifically tell him to shove his enviro-smugness up his ass; I just politely gave him the option.

Thanks for calling me on my hypocrisy though.

The survey asks how many MPG your automobile gets. It doesn't ask how often you drive it. My car gets 16 mpg in the city. How often do I drive it? Maybe once or twice a month for about 20 miles tops between the two trips. I normally walk or ride a bike, which requires no gasoline.

According to your criteria, however, I am not part of the solution.

So before you're so quick to belittle others and brag about how awesome you are due to your fuel economy, think for a moment. Also, feel free to shove your enviro-smugness up your ass.

When your powers combine, I am Captain Internet!
Wait. That's not right.
Also, a question, which key holder is Ma-Ti?

I wouldn't call being born into money or knowing the right people a skill. The second could be argued to be a skill, but I bet that most people that have the right connections and know the right people are already well off anyways.

This looks like something copied and pasted from some PR bulletin.

Video and audio have been unified into a single cable for a long, long time. It's called a coaxial cable.

Apparently, their exhaustive testing doesn't actually include using the product.