Step 1: Install spyware on a computer and then "scrub" such computer
Step 2: Report activities on such computer to authorities, make sure to flash FBI card
Step 3: Wait for reports of internet activity to come in and report anything that is morbidly fascinating; triple points for child porn
Step 4: No evidence? Computer MIA? Get computer user to admit to wrong doing!
Step 4: ?
Step 5: Promotion!

Doesn't matter to this west coast guy on the east coast, it's what we all want to do.

Developer: Come and see the violence inherent in the system. Help! Help! I'm being repressed!
King Google/Apple/Amazon: Bloody peasant!
Developer: Oh, what a giveaway! Did you hear that? Did you hear that, eh? That's what I'm on about! Did you see him repressing me? You saw him, Didn't you?

how many data points do they have that make up 57 categories of data, and how many are excluded?

Kindle Fired. There, fixed.

Anyone who is partial to <strike>ketchup with their food</strike> sex will know how difficult it is to get the final dregs from <strike>the bottle</strike> your partner but now the Telegraph reports that <strike>scientists have</strike> K-Y has created one of the most slippery materials ever that promises to result in new <strike>self-cleaning surfaces</strike> hedonistic pleasures that <strike">never</strike> always get dirty

What, no mention of the Smart package of Microsoft's core fonts?

Thanks for the heads up, I had never really read through ;my hosts AUP, just did this morning, and found this: Monitoring/Privacy reserves the right to monitor any and all communications through or with facilities. Customer agrees that is not considered a secure communications medium for the purposes of the Electronic Communications Privacy Act, and that no expectation of privacy is afforded. It may become necessary for employees to examine system accounting logs and other records to determine if privacy violations or other network unfriendly activities have occurred. also reserves the right to access a Customer's mailbox or other files stored on systems to resolve system problems or mail system errors.