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Two days later I opened my front door and there was a bunch of dead flowers with my wife's old Twitter username on it. Then that night I recieved a DM. 'You'll get home some day & ur b**ches throat will be cut & ur son will be gone.'
I put my hand on his shoulder and asked him "Why?" The Troll sat there for a moment and said "I don't know. I don't know. I'm sorry. It was like a game thing."
Besides, it's the tiny, hard-to-track pieces that you have to worry about. I honestly don't know if we have a remotely workable solution to deal with these.
Robotic satellites trailing kevlar flypaper oughta do it
* 1. Lower your voice when taking calls in public. * 2. Avoid personal topics when others can hear you. * 3. Avoid taking calls when you're already engaged in a face-to-face conversation. * 4. If you do take a call, ask permission of the people with you. * 5. Avoid texting during a face-to-face conversations. * 6. Put your phone's ringer on "silent" in theaters and restaurants. * 7. Don't light up your phone's screen in a dark theater. * 8. Hang up and drive.
Sure it'd be nice if the author's new points of etiquette would also be followed, but people! Can we all (and by that I mean you all) NOT use any damn cellphones during the movie we all paid $9 or more to see! Geez!
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