Actually, this is a long term business conspiracy cooperation between China and India:

1. Render antibiotics useless because of resistance
2. The world will have no other choice but to rely on traditional Chinese and Indian medicines
3. Profit!

So when I see some fat folks purring, I will know that they are using this device . . . ?

It will be on the side effects list: "Makes you purr."

Linus:

Martin Luther King:

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. . . the rich.

. . . the largest concentration of deadly, poisonous critters and creepy-crawlies on the planet.

In IT development, we have a concept called a sniff test.

That's how you'll know, without asking . . .

Of course they have waterproof cable connectors . . . because the things are liquid cooled! Do you think that liquid cooled computers were only for games?

If you get a chance to visit the IBM lab in Böblingen in Germany, they have some mainframes with plexiglass casings. The first thing that customer executives ask when they seem them, are, "Is that all that there is in them . . . !"

The next question is about the liquid tubes inside them. And then you need to tell the executives that the Internet is a "series of tubes . . . "

Although, I'd rather eat my own scrotum than program on one of these things.

No, the Democrats will still be blaming stuff on Bush in 2038 . . . that's when the 32 bit C Epoch ends. If there are any computer glitches then, the Democrats will blame them on Bush.

There will only be political posturing for the next two years. The Republicans won the battle for Congress, but they are fucked. They have no options. Obama has dictatorial powers now, and is exercising them

If Congress passes any laws that Obama doesn't like, he will simply veto them.

Even if Congress musters the required majority to override the veto, Obama can simply use his Executive Discretion to not enforce the law. This is the tool that he has used to stop illegal immigrant deportations. Hell, Obama could even declare carjacking legal, simply by saying that the department of justice will no longer enforce the law against it

The only thing that Congress could do, would be to blocking spending bills . . . which would shutdown the government . . . and would be political suicide for the Republicans.

So all you'll see out of Washington for the next two years will be political posturing . . .

Spoken with a Surrender Dorothy!" voice . . .

Acorns and Blackberries and Minnows just happen to be the three things that were removed from British Royalty member Prince George Michael's rectum after he fell asleep at the wheel of his SUV in London, ripped to his tits on drugs.

A bloke at the pub down the street told me that his sister works in a hospital, so he must know.

They also excavated a few hamsters and gerbils in duck tape

Coincidence? I think not!.

Once again, it's one rule for the Royal Family, and another for the rest of us!

I'm modding this up, just for the simple reason that I appreciate Slashdotters' humor. There is already a list of "The Lessor Known Programming Languages": http://esolangs.org/wiki/Lesse...

I'm sure that if Slashdotters get inspired, they will come up with a brilliant list of "Lesser Known Scripting Languages!"

I await your creativity!