Hell Bill Joy is a senior partner.
. . . and if anyone wants to file an editor gender suit . . . Bill Joy wrote vi . . .
That one would be a hoot and a half in court. None of the jurors would really understand what it was all about, and the court case would be finished, before emacs loaded.
If there is a vacuum in space, would their need to be a corresponding antivacuum?
There is an antivacuum in the universe . . . more specifically, in my apartment.
At least that is what my cleaning girl claims . . . when she tries to vacuum here . . .
No, I think it was Buffalo, and not Chicken: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/B...
it would be better to build, oh I don't know...a train line instead?
No, skip the roads and train lines . . . go straight for the flying cars!
Economics?!?! It's politics! Tell your people, "Look, we are a nuclear power now!"
Even if that is not the truth, most folks in Jordan won't be able to recognize the difference.
I always thought that the best episodes, were the ones that avoided the "dreaded main thread" . . . just show something weird, about some creepy-crawly critter, and do a bit of self satire.
Those were the best.
get those aliens off my lawn!
Sorry. Obama granted all of them amnesty, and they won't be deported to their home planet.
Deal with having aliens on your lawn.
Try bringing them out some lemonade, and trying to make friends with them . . . ?
Ginni Rometty is pushing 60 years old. She will probably dead in twenty, or so Alzheimered out, that there is no difference anyway.
What does she care, how her decision affects the position of IBM or the US in the future?
She is concerned with cashing in, like, now.
for IBM to lay off another couple hundred thousand.
The last time Ginni Rometty fired a bunch of IBMers . . . just a few months ago . . . she was rewarded with a $7 million bonus.
Why would she not want to lay off another bunch? She will get another $7 million for that again.
Oh, my fucking God! The Muslims killed Captain Crunch . . . and Snap, Crackle and Pop . . . and the Trix Rabbit! Things are getting serious now! C'mon Americans! Radical Muslims are easy to spot. Their women wear head to toe burkas. You are armed to the teeth . . . you just need to shoot at the burkas!
Otherwise, Muslims will take out your breakfast precious bodily fluids!
I'm guessing that French politicians have odd numbered plates . . .
I think if we simply reverse the polarity of the neutrons, all will be well.
Otherwise, just call Voyager Ex-Borg 36 of D up on the bridge, and at least we will enjoy our demise with a bit of amusement . . .
To the systems programmer, users and applications serve only to provide a test load.
