Beavers are the Koch Brothers. They directly cause global warming by cutting down trees that safely sequester greenhouse gases. When they eat and digest the trees, the greenhouse gases are released again as beaver flatulence.

Beavers build dams blocking our natural beautiful rivers, which make our own hydroelectric facilities less efficient. This makes us more dependent on Big Coal, and forces us to build a nuke In Your Backyard.

Beavers build low-cost sub prime mortgage McMansions, which will cause another Savings & Loan bailout crisis recession.

Beaver rhymes with Bieber, and The Bieber is ripped to his tits on cough sirup most of the time.

Save the whales, nuke The Bieber.

I think it would be more appropriate to say, "It's a Sicilian Message. The first class sleeps with the fishes."

Not soft drinks, again, but maybe someone from LVMH (Louis Vuitton Moët Hennessy).

Apple is transforming itself into a luxury goods conglomerate.

Now what are they planning to counter Google Glasses . . . ?

. . . if you spy on your allies enough . . . you can make them your enemies.

. . . and if you spy on your own citizens enough . . . read "The Open Society and its Enemies"

This 4th of July, there might be some impromptu fireworks displays in France . . . or in Germany . . . but not in both. They are playing against each other on the evening of the 4th of July in the World Cup Tournament , and the winner team's fans will probably stage spontaneous celebrations . . . with fireworks.

. . . yes, sometime companies, do you, their customer . . . or in the case of Facebook, their product.

That seems like a wacky comparison to me.

Ok, but maybe Gravity made more money than their launch?

Or, maybe they didn't actually do the launch, but just faked it in a film, like those folks who claim that the Apollo landings were fake films made by Stanley Kubrick in Area 51 . . . ?

It reminds me of a quote from The Godfather II:

Frank Pentangeli: Your father did business with Hyman Roth, he respected Hyman Roth... but he never *trusted* Hyman Roth!

. . . just replace Hyman Roth with The Internet . . .

Well, then Facebook can just use their mood-altering voodoo to make the world happy, and the whole world will be a better place, right . . . ?

Or they could Dr. Evil with it, and cause the collapse of our civilization!

Well . . . it looks like you solved it then. On the one hand, we have matter that is missing, in the oceans. And on the other hand, we have the cosmos, where there seems to be too much matter. So obviously Occam's Lady-Shave indicates that the plastic in the oceans is being converted into the dark matter in outer space!

Furthermore, since there is much more dark matter than the lost plastic on our planet . . . there must be other planets with intelligent life producing plastic that get's lost in their oceans! The equations should show us how many planets with intelligent plastic producing life are out there.

Maybe.

Carmen Ortiz wanted to make a big name for herself with some wealthy media donors in her bid to be elected Governor of Massachusetts.

Things went a little wrong for her, and someone paid with his life for her political ambitions.

She's was waiting for all this to be forgotten, until she can campaign again.

This documentary will make her wait a few more years.