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Submission + - Pablo Escobar's hippos: A growing problem (bbc.com)

schwit1 writes: A wild herd of hippopotamuses that once belonged to a Colombian drug lord are now spreading across the countryside and no one knows what to do with them.

Situated halfway between the city of Medellin and Bogota, the Colombian capital, Hacienda Napoles was the vast ranch owned by the drugs baron Pablo Escobar. In the early 1980s, after Escobar had become rich but before he had started the campaign of assassinations and bombings that was to almost tear Colombia apart, he built himself a zoo.

He smuggled in elephants, giraffes and other exotic animals, among them four hippos – three females and one male. And with a typically grand gesture, he allowed the public to wander freely around the zoo. Buses filled with schoolchildren passed under a replica of the propeller plane that carried Escobar’s first US-bound shipments of cocaine. While Don Pablo masterminded the operations of the Medellin Cartel from his villa on the hill, the locals gazed at the strange animals and even stranger concrete dinosaurs that Escobar built for his son.

When Hacienda Napoles was confiscated in the early 1990s, Escobar’s menagerie was dispersed to zoos around the country. But not the hippos. For about two decades, they have wallowed in their soupy lake, watching the 20sq km (8 sq mile) park around them become neglected and overgrown – and then transformed back into a zoo and theme park, complete with water slides. All the while, the hippos themselves thrived, and multiplied.

The hippos also escaped from the zoo, and because the environmental conditions in Colombia are ideal for these invasive hippos, they are prospering wherever they go.

Comment Re:assume it's dark (Score 1) 304

Well . . . it looks like you solved it then. On the one hand, we have matter that is missing, in the oceans. And on the other hand, we have the cosmos, where there seems to be too much matter. So obviously Occam's Lady-Shave indicates that the plastic in the oceans is being converted into the dark matter in outer space!

Furthermore, since there is much more dark matter than the lost plastic on our planet . . . there must be other planets with intelligent life producing plastic that get's lost in their oceans! The equations should show us how many planets with intelligent plastic producing life are out there.

Maybe.

Comment Re:His choices... (Score 4, Insightful) 194

I even agree that the investigation into him seemed to be heavy handed.

Carmen Ortiz wanted to make a big name for herself with some wealthy media donors in her bid to be elected Governor of Massachusetts.

Things went a little wrong for her, and someone paid with his life for her political ambitions.

She's was waiting for all this to be forgotten, until she can campaign again.

This documentary will make her wait a few more years.

Comment Re:This news piece has been greatly exagerated (Score 3, Insightful) 219

1. Look up what wacky crimes were committed in January 2012.
2. Blame them on Facebook.
3. Sue.
4. Profit!.

In January 2012 a bunch of kids formed the Islamic Caliphate of the Rusted Chevy on Cinder Blocks on my front lawn, despite their parents instructing them: "You best be staying away from Mr. Kid, he ain't right in the head. "

Obviously Facebook manipulation caused this.

Comment Re:why? (Score 1) 108

. . . but, as "The Economist" pointed out, are they safe from being eaten by dogs there . . . ? The IRS scandal: A dog ate my e-mails http://www.economist.com/news/...

On the serious side of things, wouldn't it be better for some independent organization archive government emails? I mean, the Nixon administration investigating the Nixon administration should have taught us something. If an organization separate from the IRS archived the emails, the IRS wouldn't have to say their disks crashed. The independent organization lost them, and we could believe them. With the IRS losing their own emails . . . well, that has a bit of a stench to it.

Knowing that the NSA, IRS or whoever could not simply erase their own tracks of illegal activities would restore more confidence in the US government.

Submission + - Israeli, US terror victims could 'own' Iran's Internet

An anonymous reader writes: According to a press release, A lawyer representing a “group of American victims of terror and family members of those who have been injured or killed in attacks sponsored by the Islamic Republic of Iran (Iran) have moved to attach and seize the ccTLD domain registry of Iran, .Ir
The United State District Court on Tuesday effectively awarded the group the rights to the .ir domain, the suffix used to identify Iranian websites, along with all of Iran’s IP addresses.

Comment Re:Spy glasses? (Score 1) 58

These appear to be glasses I would actually not mind wearing.

Actually, I was expecting them to look a lot worse . . . when I looked at the picture, they don't seem too far different from the high-end fancy sport sunglasses that I have seen in stores. The ones where you can clip on multiple filters, and stuff.

I think that they look better than Google Glasses, because they don't have that Colonel Klink or Borg monocle look. I do a lot of riding on trains, and these look like they would be perfect for me, when I want to zone out.

They would also look less menacing that Google Glasses, because it would be obvious to anyone around that I am NOT looking at them, but at whatever is on my screen. Let's face it . . . Google Glasses already have a bad reputation, never mind whether it is warranted or not. For some reason, I think that something like this might have a better chance of not scaring off people. Just because it would be obvious that I am immersed in the glasses. I would be just like sitting in a corner with an Occulus Rift on my head . . . just less dorky.

Comment Re:Google should thank this guy... (Score 2) 61

sued by an ambulance-chaser.

. . . actually, what a brilliant idea for an application for an autonomous car! An autonomous ambulance-chaser!

It could be parked in front of a hospital, and as soon as an ambulance leaves the hospital, all it needs to do is scream "Follow that car!" to itself. The lawyer can follow the action from his office, like an O. J. Simpson slow car chase, and can sign the victim up via Internet video chat before he gets attended to by the ER staff.

Comment Re:Why isn't time dark matter? (Score 4, Funny) 100

Because time doesn't impact mass.

You should see my sister-in-law...

Marriage impacts mass. Just compare the waistlines of your single and married friends, and you will see what I mean.

At night, a bachelor goes to the refrigerator, looks at what's inside, and then goes directly to bed.

At night, a married man goes to the bedroom, looks at what's inside, and then goes directly to the refrigerator.

Comment Re:Moot point (Score 2) 249

They'll just go ahead and search your phone anyway, by whatever means they have. They won't be able to submit what they find as evidence . . . until they get a search warrant afterwards.

They can still use anything they find as part of their investigations . . . to get other evidence by legal means, which they then can submit to a judge for a warrant.

Comment Re:How can I tell? (Score 1) 163

staring at glowing things three feet in front of my face

In the plane, with those new "Unfeasibly Shrinking Seat Sizes", you are staring at things three inches in front of your face. That's what probably messes you up.

I don't suffer from jet lag, but I suffer from people suffering from jet lag. They are usually cranky, irritable and onery in meetings, if they arrive directly off a flight from LA to Frankfurt; sleepless after sitting next to "The Screaming Three Headed Baby Kerberos from Hell".

Actually, I do feel sorry for them, when I see a guy pour a cup of hot coffee over his scalp, and shake his head like a wet dog to wake up.

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