I found "White House Resolution 451" more interesting . . . this proposed burning all the books in the Library of Congress to generate electricity.

Manhattan will never be under water. Wall Street will always get yet another bailout.

500 Quatloos on the Übercomers!

Unfortunately, no one here is old enough to get that joke . . .

Hillary is talking about solar panels from Solyndra. They take up very little space . . . because they don't exist at all.

Instead of making promises about the number of solar panels, Hillary should be talking about how much power will be produced by them. In relation to how much power that comes from other sources.

In California recently, firefighting aircraft were grounded due to a bunch of "Dorks with Drones" that were flying haphazardly over the fire. Just check Google News with "California fire drone".

Well, now you've done it. You've attracted attention from the Secretive Service by using the words "Obama" and "assassinate".

Wait, I used them . . . !

Bacon Mountain Dew

I'd drown in it.

And just how do you know that for sure? Serious, professional government intelligence services don't brag about successful hacking by posting about it on Facebook. Only kiddies do that.

So we have no way of knowing if Hilary had any top secret (or above!) information on that mail server, or if it made it into the hands of the intelligence services of foreign, hostile governments.

He thought he was in charge, too. And he said so.

But he wasn't.

So it could breathe fire, as well? It sounds like they have not found a snake, but a fire-breathing dragon!

Hmmm . . . The phrase "Criminal Drug Evasion" pops into my mind . . . THX-1138

World honey prices, like world diamond prices, are kept artificially high by a South African monopoly. For diamonds, the monopoly company is called de Beers. For honey, the monopoly company is called de Bees.

Tip the veal, try the waitress . . .

I think the whole 192.168.X.X net should be taken down. I've noticed a lot of suspicious activity there . . .

I don't think that's a very good idea. If Slashdotters already have thin skin, in space, we will end up with no skin at all. Then we would look very creepy.

But then again, we probably look very creepy to with skin anyway.

It doesn't matter. Package it up to look like a Star Trek Tricorder, and sell them at Star Trek conventions. They will be an instant hit. Trekkies will have a hoot and a half running around scanning each other.

That would sell well at Dr. Who conventions. Maybe Vikorinox could bring out a Dr. Who Sonic Screwdriver Swiss Army Knife . . . ?