Trollish? Yes. Satire on point? Yes. I applaud you, Sir.

This comment is just to undo incorrect moderation.

Surely no true Scotsman would ever endorse minimum wage!

I see what you did there.

I second this. Easy to set up, easy to use.

I've had success using Sharon Butlers book 'Conquering Carpal Tunnel Syndrome' and using ergonomically correct tools (split keyboard, upright mouse) .
Also, a daily session of Intu-Flow works wonders. There's a completely sufficient 'level 1' video series on youtube. Scott Sonnon sometimes comes across as a little....I dunno .... spooky... esoteric...whatever, but this stuff is simple, fun and works.
Do something, you don't want your pain to become chronic, trust me on this.

You weapon-nerds with your technical mumbo-jumbo....

Your post has intrigued me and I'd like to subscribe to you newsletter.

And watch while their overseas colonies get destroyed? Seriously, I think China may have to much ownership in US treasures etc to let that happen.

That sounds more like infrasound than ultrasound to me.

That sounds like something a KGB bot would say!

That sounds suspiciously like you two are agreeing.

Great post! Only thing missing is a car analogy!

Ah, the good ol' GDoS

A tube amp alone won't do much. You also have to have a nice cabinet. And a good microphone. And know where to place it. And have some space where you can really turn it up, so the tubes go into overdrive.
With a Line6 pod, you go directly into the console and that's it.