Seriously. Every attorney in the world needs to be familiar with the Streisand Effect and when their clients want to start suing people over being embarrassed on the internet they need to say, "OK, we can file this, but you should know it's going to get picked up by Fark/Digg/Slashdot/Reddit/4chan/etc and then you'll really know what being slandered on the web is like. The only thing you'll be able to hope is that someone even more ridiculous comes along and distracts them before they get a hold of your personal contact information."

Actively courting irrelevance.

A year or so ago my company's entire network nation wide was taken down for several hour by a single misconfigured router in Texas.

Fire hot, water wet.

Vice TV did a special where they traveled to the Garbage Gyre (as they called it). If you want to see what it actually looks like, part 1 is here http://vbs.tv/watch/toxic/toxic-garbage-island-1-of-3

Just because Amazon's customers have come to expect Saturday delivery doesn't mean the USPS is obligated to deliver on Saturday for Amazon in perpetuity. If the Sat delivery is cut and Amazon still wants to provide that service, then they will just have to suck it up and use UPS/FedEx/DHL/etc. Cost of doing business.

Related from Cracked.com http://www.cracked.com/blog/learn-your-motherfuckin-science-with-the-icp/

Or a financially troubled production company looking for some public domain source material.

I thought that stuff like that was typically sold in sealed package like a candy bar - surely people aren't buying stuff like that off the rack?! Unless you need a food permit to sell individually wrapped items in San Antonio?

Taste, texture, smell, presentation: all these things factor (to various degrees) into weather or not you like something, and the proper balance of all three is important. I'm pretty sure that I could whip up something that tasted great, but looked so awful or was served in a manner that makes it completely unappetizing to you.

In addition to meters that accept credit cards and cell phone payments, they have systems that can tell weather or not a particular space is occupied. If there's time left when you pull away, it resets to 0. If you're still there when time expires, it pages the meter reader with the location of your spot so they can come ticket you.

The IBM Sure-POS system is extremely old and and extremely popular and features registers and controllers that have to be reloaded via floppy disk. Wal-Mart, Kroeger and Supervalu all use that system in at least some of their stores/banners.

Idaho Power as well. You save $7/month on your power bill if you sign up. This program doesn't interface with the thermostat; just turns off the compressor in your central AC unit for short periods of time 10 to 20 mins.