"Great, Chewie, always thinking with your stomach!"

I hope he/she is getting in all the laughs now, because when they finally do decide to p0wn him/her, it won't be funny anymore.

I'd like to see their reaction one day when they somehow get enough people to write-in an idea/patent/cartoon character/medical condition into office. Maybe no one will be laughing then.

Psoriasis for Prime Minister in 2050.

If he had bought a Trash-80, would we all be programming Motorola chips today?

I am so glad to hear that the toilet is *OUTSIDE* the "no lone zone".

"Is the Colonel's underwear a matter of national security?" - Lt. Kaffee, "A Few Good Men"

...take, for instance, "The $oft".

And if you don't know what that stands for, you must not have been watching all the anti-trust trials.

Hope this turns out to be more Perl than Hypercard.

...I am moving "off of" this grammar-school newsletter piece.

This is news for nerds, not news for dropouts.

svchost.exe
svchost.exe
svchost.exe

There, you've used up your allotment of three apps.

...someone thought I was actually *RELATED* to Michael Bolton, that no-talent ass clown who started winning Grammy's.

...reading itself should be illegal, as it makes copies of the information contained in the text which, obviously, could be retransmitted in other forms including telepathic waves.

Give me a break.

640 spam emails a day ought to be enough for anybody.

If only end-users are given the same power regarding software "features" they don't need and don't care for (just lay them off). You can do that fairly easily with Linux and BSD, but trying to carve up Windows is asking for pain.

The article mentioned toward the end that they are now also thinking about how to support (if at all) Microsoft Exchange. It seems that if they can simply provide a way for Samba 4 and Zimbra to work together, they may not have to re-invent the wheel on this one.

...such as when the researcher in question claims, 'What we have is non-living, but we've been able to show that it has some life-like properties, and that was extremely interesting."

What are "some life-like properties"? As soon as she is able to define them explicitly and unambiguously, then I am prepared to start considering her claims.