If you think Fiona Apple is a strong vocalist, you can't hear shit!

I love how you turned your whole personal vibe around there at the last second.

I have always thought that male smartphone users looked feminine. When they're in public, out of touch with what's around them, and pawing at this little thing, yeah, it doesn't give the impression that this is an alert dude that's ready to deal with the world around him. Especially when you imagine that he's looking at facebook or something.

I know that there's nothing good or bad about being feminine or not, whether or not you have testicles, but being a guy, I am kind of image conscious about how I use my phone. The same way I don't want my man-bag to look like a purse.

The very fact that most screenwriters use dedicated software for the formatting of their work is an indication that all office suites are ridiculous. I mean, Word comes sooo close to being exactly what Final Draft is, yet...

Krugman is a big fat idiot. If he wrote novels, they'd be dumber than Rand's. If he made movies, they'd be dumber than Michael Moore's.

Everybody talking offspring, percentages, and human ghettos can please get back to their real jobs. You are all seedling despots ready to sell out humanity, even if you don't know it yet.

The technology revolution we're up against is going to be so sweeping and the power and self-reliance of an individual will be so great that the question of dependency upon federal robo-credits or robo-biscuits will be moot. We will all be cyber-camping and living on impervious cyber-homesteads in fifty years. Energy, labor, and orgasms will be provided by your own fleet of robotic thingies. Technology beyond our wildest dreams will be as convenient as running water. We'll have figured out all kinds of awesome things about providing for our basic needs. In most of the world, the concept of inequality will be associated with totally bizarre things that our current value systems can't make sense of. (Kinda like how people in the year 1900 wouldn't understand why we fret over the right to internet access.) Everyone else will live in tacky McMansions and act like Real Housewives.

The cars will just have to be programmed to behave like conscientious stoners that just took a defensive driving class. I do think it's possible for all situations to be approached sensibly and to avoid collisions at high speeds.

Little rules like "All cars have doors that can be .5 the width of its car and these doors can open at any time."

I say the asteroid missed US.

This is all dumb crap. I thought there'd be some stuff in here that someone might actually want.

you are hilarious. the ladies must love you.

Gosh, where are those tetrion particles coming from??

Yeah, except Nimoy never looked like he forgot where he was. In CrystalSkull, Ford looked totally confused a lot. I don't mean to be an asshole because I don't know anything about Ford's aging, but he totally looked like he was having senior moments on the big screen. Don't you know that look??

You're a drag, motherfucker.

You know what, they install the tin ceiling stuff in almost every cheesy new bar around here.

Yeah.

I think huge android phones are a manifestation of a collective iphone inferiority complex.

Yeah, well I don't carry my phone around in a purse.