My favorite part is the suggestion that the elderly are under-represented, and that under-represented groups will fall behind in interest in technology. In other words, the reason grandma still has AOL is because she can't find enough video game characters she identifies with. Fantastic.

Goal: No one should be killed or injured in a Volvo car
Solution: Do not put doors on Volvos.

That took about five minutes. If anyone needs me, I'll be on break until 2020.