First, this article is stupid and made more dumber for reading it.

Secondly, people like to finance everything. You're just financing your phone. It just makes it a little more complicated that it's hidden in a monthly service. It's that simple. Doesn't need a story. Can we un-post this?

As a married man, I agree.

Maybe the males are all neutral and the women are just nagging the animals to perform and causing too much stress!?

I'm glad you confirmed what I was thinking too.

Lets make a headline and then completely refuse to validate it with a reason.

Wow, yall obviously can't take a joke!
I don't really think the french are lazy. No, just a bunch of sissies.

Well, come to think of it, yeah, lazy too.

without googling, isn't that "The Sweet Life" or something like that?

I don't know any french or Italian, but it's close enough to Spanish.

France fails at having an Internationally competitive workforce.

This is a non-issue. It takes a lot more than a new harddrive to make it re-activate. And even then, it will almost always let you re-activate using the original key. And on the rare chance that it doesn't calling the 800 number has always got me back in business.

BBSs died off? That's why no one is playing Usurper with me any more!

I remember how happy I was the first time I had cable internet. I was beta testing for comcast. Free for the first 6 months. So exciting. Now, I'm old (37) and bandwidth doesn't excite me the way it used to. I'm paying for 10MB I get 12MB... I could get up to 100, but why bother. I come home, sit on my couch and have a beer. The kids can and I can play all the minecraft we want on that 12MB connection.

My stuff gets the job done.

I generally put enough notes in that someone could come behind me and see what's going on. And where I don't I try to use pretty obvious variable/function names. But it's usually not to pretty. And it's in PHP so most of yall would say it's not even actually CODE.

My tolerance for doing the pepper challenge goes down. Not that I think they're any hotter, more like I have less to prove.

Now I don't eat much hotter than a jalapeno. I've done the ass-in-the-tub sauce type stuff before and now I'd just rather not have the heartburn.

The cause of the crash isn't a mystery. It most likely ran out of fuel.

The cause of why the whole damn plane went AWOL IS a mystery.

Most Christians are boycotting that movie. Including that on the list is disingenuous . Even the director said he doesn't care about what the Christians think.

You said "YOU" that's my point. I personall lose no time staring at the glowing "TV" box. They do. Now the glowing "Monitor" box is a different story.