"You'll be lucky to get him to work for you.."

To be fair, the Prius had a *very* short aesthetic lifespan.

Teacher! Leave those kids alone!

"LED light bulbs have been out for years. I've replaced every bulb in my house with them, already.."

The question is, how many times?

The switches probably run Linux internally, so the malware wasn't noticed by QA. Take the card out of a switch and stick it in your Windows PC, and the issue surfaces.

Just launch your own satellite! :)

"Tablets are already outselling the desktop PC market."

In related news, toy guns are outselling real guns.

Obama actually managed to give "Hope" a negative connotation.

I liked the part of Tencent saying that this won't affect their business. The Chinese gold sellers don't farm for gold anymore, they are simply hacking into accounts, selling off the characters' possessions and taking the gold.

I have Caps Lock remapped to Ctrl and I'm much happier for the change.

I once wrote an interface to a warehouse inventory program, where I had to work in the warehouse on a sawhorse table and no chair. But, the *worst* part was the forklifts flying by behind me driven by forklift operators who were keeping coolers of grain alcohol punch in the warehouse. I went to lunch with them and the waitress brought them "their usual", two shots of bourbon and a beer.