Quickly! More pictures and flash! (Score 0)

From this day forth, text-only websites will not be tolerated! These die hard dial up users are slowing the progression of high speed connectivity options by voting with their dollars for slow technology instead of voting with their dollars for a faster technology!

I'm going to make all of my webpages have 1000+ images... we'll see how much those dialup users stick around! MUWAHWAHWAH!