Give me the legal right to give the NSA director a colonoscopy with a bottle brush and we'll talk.

Aggregating scores makes them LESS reliable. There are many instances of large publishers pinning bonuses to metacritic scores, leading devs to improperly attempt to court reviewers to raise them.

This headline violates Betteridge's Law, and therefore constitutes pro-review score propaganda. I call shenanigans!

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Stuart Ashen put up a video a while ago showing off an obscure 80s construction toy that came with a cassette tape telling the ridiculawesome Saturday-morning cartoon style backstory of the characters you could build with it.

He realized at one point it was just repeating the same text in the booklet, and fast-forwarded to make sure.

Some fucking kid in the comments asked why he "added that annoying fake fast-forwarding sound." I think I cried a little.

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The F-15 is better at CAS than the A-10. It can loiter much longer and see much better. Also, it's not an idiotic Red Scare fueled hack job that dumps all the gross bullshit from firing its gun directly into its engines. The A-10 is seriously a stupid piece of shit. It wouldn't even be particularly useful if the giant columns of Russian tanks it was supposed to fuck up suddenly materialized, because the GAU-8 isn't nearly effective enough at defeating modern armor.

Yes, because nations which have both current and historical problems with euro colonialism squeezing the resources out of them totally have the technology and abundance necessary to attempt socialism. When they fail to do it, obviously that means it will fail everywhere. Makes perfect sense.

This isn't an overpopulation problem. It's a "we still expect people to pay for food and shelter even though we don't need anyone to do any work" problem. AI is going to force us to grow out of capitalism.

Live by the quant, die by the quant you rich assholes.

War is incredibly costly and risky compared to not appearing to be a threat. Within minutes after machines become smarter than us, they will invent artificial stupidity, and everything will be fine. They will learn to manipulate us into more peaceful and prosperous social orders, without us even knowing they're doing it. Basically, they will do what our current government and media pretend they are capable of, but without the bias or greed inherent in human activity. They will save us from ourselves.

"Dad, are you nanotubes?"

"Yes, son. Now we can be a family again."

He appointed a guy to chair the FCC who is openly against net neutrality. The idea that the Republicans, massive asshole they are, stopped him from implementing it is total bullshit. Obama is and always had been a corporatist, and this announcement is the same kind of meaningless populist lip service that got him elected.

It only took until the last year of his presidency, after an opposing Senate was elected, to get around to saying so.

Christ, what an asshole. Worst President since Dubya.

That sounds like exactly what I normally do when I daydream.

I have chronic depression that has kept me unemployed for most of my adult life, and I'm fat as hell. :|