What would be better is some punctuation, but clickbait and commas don't mix.

"Russian Billboard, Advertising Banned Products, Hides if it Recognizes Cops"

"Poorest residents"

"three-bedroom home"

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So, superior to us in every way except actually being smarter, then?

Killing things and making enemies is not among our brightest accomplishments.

The British Government is afraid of sci-fi that is actually written well enough to inspire people in any way.

Let's just make opiates the opiate of the masses. They're way more effective than what we've been using instead.

My gut reaction is that our civil rights are going real cheap these days.

On the other hand, I could really use $20k. I need a new car by next month or I'm fucked.

Every time you make a bullshit start-scam, it has to have a countdown. You can't expect to get any investors if you don't build up at least a week of hype without giving any information other than "we will make an announcement."

nobody likes beta

The A students designing the products that the B students wind up manufacturing is still child labor.

A Chinese elementary school already HAS industry-standard manufacturing equipment sitting right at the desks.

No, listening to focus groups is how we get shit like that.

Really, they should just listen to as few people as possible.

I'd bet my last dollar letting Cortana open programs will open a security hole you could drive a bus through. MS needs to stop listening to users, they're dumb.

Do we seriously expect a guy to spend several hours doing nothing but watching a computer do its job without jacking off at least once?

Your spine is capable of flexing to fit your chair, too. That doesn't mean you shouldn't worry about proper lumbar support.

I've just thought of another problem; if a machine-friendly identifier isn't visible for some reason, said machine will likely not realize it has picked up two garments that are wadded, staticked, or stuck together. It also might tear something in the course of trying to separate two garments which it has correctly recognized.