Penguin 1: what's all that black shit?
Penguin 2: I honestly don't have a fuckin' clue!
Penguin 1: Looks like your wife is coming out of the water...

has anyone ever read it as "excased" ?

if a prius crashes it is because the driver fell asleep thanks to the deaf-like silence but it's moving so slow the bumper will absorb all the energy and will just bounce the car back on the road ...

Of course there's a Prius in the picture in TFA. I mean sure, it's gonna suck power like nothing around it (poor students must have enought light to avoid eye strain, bla bla bla) but look .. a Prius.

van .. chasing an a8? just floor it for 10 seconds and the van will be a pixel in your rear-view camera...

woke up this morning at 6:45am. no power in the building, got bored. went to work. got to work. open slashdot. read about brilliant jailbreak solution for my 3gs with 4.0 on it which was vanilla pretty much since 4.0 was released. jailbreak after 5 seconds reading the article. jailbreak finished in minutes. so the rest of the day will be mostly about reinstalling cydia apps back. thanks slashdot for finding good use for my time.

Just your 2^H99 cents...

Dig fast enough and you might get there first ....

14:33:25 up 26 min, 2 users, load average: 1.39, 1.04, 0.50

adam has a touchpad on it's back. how 'bout that?

(for adam's back jokes: chatroulette discussion thread is here)

duplicate functionality

not to mention the summary is in legalese .. pfah

sakila? https://launchpad.net/sakila-server
terrible name if you ask me but who cares

So they moved from Cheyenne mountain?

How about BrainCoding? Anyone interested in writing code with your brain?

Oh .. over here. Pick me Pick me