Comment Was he in a frog suit? (Score 1) 314
He should have just jumped on top of the pink frog and stayed home!
Comment Re:Oh happy day (Score 1) 449
No really, the carrier$ don't care about your hardware or even thier$ for that matter. All they really care about i$ getting people to $ign tho$e two year contract$.
Comment Rediscovered in 1995 (Score 1) 121
It was also rediscovered in 1995 when a T-1000 was sent by Skynet back in time to kill John Connor, the future leader of the Human Resistance.
Comment Chug Chug Chug (Score 1) 138
No way beer would last that long If I were on that mission!
Comment Oh Noes! (Score 1) 135
xyzzy !!
Comment Sit! Good boy! (Score 2, Funny) 88
One problem, the Arf gene tends to make people sniff the ass of people who walk by, leg humping and rawhide chewing.
Comment Re:eye-tracking mouse? (Score 2, Funny) 112
I keep wishing for a hands-free mouse. Taping electrodes to your face every day at work--won't, but glasses (or something using your webcam) might. Anyone seen something like this?
I haven't seen anything because these annoying electrodes are glued to my eyes.
Comment mmmmm.... DOH! (Score 1) 238
Most are just as easily distracted by donuts.
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Ozzy should of bitten the head off that other bat, Sharon.
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Ozzy should of bitten the head off that other bat, Sharon.
Comment I think I'll change my name to :) (Score 1) 450
"They just fill your head with numbers and that can't be good for you."
Better numbers than dumb cryptic symbols.
Better numbers than dumb cryptic symbols.
Motorola Planning 2GHz Android Phone For Later This Year 183
rocket97 writes "On Wednesday, at the Executives Club of Chicago, Motorola CEO Sanjay Jha reportedly decided to chat about the relatively near future of the mobile landscape as he sees it — which, in part, includes the ultimate demise of mobile computers in favor of highly-capable smartphones. This being his vision, Jha discussed Motorola's plans for a smartphone with a 2GHz processor — by the end of this year. While Jha did not want to divulge any further information, Conceivably Tech cites another anonymous Motorola executive who was a little more chatty, talking up a device intended to 'incorporate everything that is technologically possible in a smartphone today.'"
Comment Re:Language Problems (Score 1) 572
I think they offer streaming for most network shows on the 4 major networks (and a slew of extended channels) for free, you're still "downloading" it by watching the stream, but it's not illegal. The questionable practices are reproduction, distribution and public performance and if one is ILLEGALLY doing any of those three.
Comment Eat my transistor (Score 5, Funny) 120
I once created a transistor with seven raisins. It didn't last long and I think Kelloggs stole the patent!
--I forgot my sig.
--I forgot my sig.
Comment time for a new monitor (Score 3, Funny) 286
DAMN GOOGLE! now I have a quarter crammed into my LCD.
Comment Re:So... (Score 1) 286
I work in a multimedia lab
Comment That explains it! (Score 1) 753
So YOU'RE the one hogging all the bandwidth!!
