They should be using Tau.

It really would be for the greater good.

I'm going to give a qualified 'no' to this one. I'm a network engineer, this IS my business

I'm a network engineer, who does microwave backhauls (licensed and unlicensed), myself. And it's an unqualified no. And although you say it's a qualified no, you then go on to explain all the reasons it doesn't work. :-)

There is zero way to get useful, reliable gigabit speeds over a wireless LAN setup, or over BoP. The spectrum and SnR just aren't there.

Even licensed links have issues getting gig+ speeds. The usual method is xpic setups, clean Fresnel zones, licensed frequency, huge dishes, and you still have to contend with rain fade and the like.

Hell, freespace optic wouldn't work for the guy, unless he was willing to drill holes in walls, hope nobody tall walked past, etc etc.

No, the only way to get gigabit speed in the house is through wires.

He asked, "Is there a better way to achieve a truly gigabit internal connection without substantial structural or wiring modifications?"

And the answer is an unqualified 'no.'

and an unconventional manor is the only way

So, you'd call in Batman? I mean, Wayne Manor may be stately, but it's also pretty unconventional.

Why would you want to use a testing version, if you're not willing to participate in the testing?

Conversely, why would any company want you to have access to a test version if you're not willing to participate in the testing?

Also, you absolutely CANNOT put in any sort of age-based exemption.

"Ok, 14 year old Kimmy, you come operate the camera, while 14 year old Johnny and 14 year old Tammy fool around."

I don't know what a good answer would be.