damn. How hot was this chick?

When it "sees" a fatal or critical error, pipe it into the file and let it display on the led screen. should be pretty easy to do with a tiny shell program.

fine. If no one else will say it, I will. If Apple got rid of Steve Jobs maybe we could finally get some products that are designed with more than style in mind. I think most of the things Jobs has brought to apple in the last 5 years are marketing successes not technical marvels. Let's be fair if it didn't have a giant apple on the back/side/bottom no one would buy this crap. I say this cause I fell for the hype and bought a mbp. Now I wish I had bought a real laptop. So lets go down the list:

ipod: six generations and 3 variations of this piece of shit and you can't get ogg playback support???? wtf?

mac laptops: sleek form factor but overpriced and WTF why is apple so obsessed with their keyboard layout? It's not 1985 anymore give me a print screen, home, pg up/dn, insert and delete keys already. Stop being snobs and just give me a real keyboard already.

apple TV: apple what?

Mac OSX: ok it's decent. But it still needs a package manager and real window manager. Aqua sucks and it makes my mac a real pain in the ass.

Intel Chips: Oh what happened to the "technically superior" PPC chip? Welcome to the rest of the world you stuck up assholes.

iPhone: OMG I can't stand this piece of shit. Earth to apple - a smart phone without a real keyboard is just retarded. I can't believe that people shelled out 300,600,800 dollars for a phone whose screen is about half an inch tall while typing. This makes using it as an ssh client impossible. plus what's up with those keys being so close together? Steve please think of the men who might like to buy your products next time you say "oh we'll have a soft keyboard it'll be awesome!!!" Idiot. The screen is way too fragile and oh big surprise still no ogg support. and what the hell is the deal with app store? What makes apple think they know better than me what apps should be on my phone? I can't stomach this level of a God complex from a singe corporate entity.

Btw, apple, thanks for bringing us the graphic user interface, the adults can take it from here.

Disclaimer: my phone is a G1 and my computer is a macbook pro running gentoo linux.