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What If They Turned Off the Internet? 511

theodp writes "It's the not-too-distant future. They've turned off the Internet. After the riots have settled down and the withdrawal symptoms have faded, how would you cope? Cracked.com asked readers to Photoshop what life would be like in an Internet-addicted society learning to cope without it. Better hope it never happens, or be prepared for dry-erase message boards, carrier pigeon-powered Twitter, block-long lines to get into adult video shops, door-to-door Rickrolling, Lolcats on Broadway, and $199.99 CDs."

Comment Probably will be fine. (Score 1) 125

From what I've heard, the firefighters have been preparing for quite some time making fire breaks and other preparations. There are also a lot of firefighters there, as it is a top priority. The only way that I can see it going down is if the winds pick up. If they got going fast enough, the wind would blow super hot embers over the fire breaks and over run the firefighters. Strong winds have been known to throw embers well over a mile, so if they did pick up, it wouldn't be that hard for one to land on the observatory.
Microsoft

Submission + - MS releases new concurrent programming language (microsoft.com)

zokier writes: Microsoft has released new programming language Axum based on the actor model. It's meant to ease development of concurrent applications and thus making better use of multi-core processors. Axum does not have capabilities to define classes, but as it runs on the .NET platform, Axum can use classes made with eg. C#. Axum is in an incubation phase of development and needs feedback from developers.
Communications

Submission + - Time for Voice-Mail to Throw in the Towel? 1

theodp writes: "Slate's Farhad Manjoo feels the end of voice-mail is nigh, and it won't be missed. Since March, Farhad's been using Google Voice to transcribe his voice-mail messages into text that he gets as skimmable e-mail. No more listening to at least a bit of each voice-mail message, hearing the same instructional prompts between each, and worrying about whether it's 9-to-archive and 7-to-skip (or vice versa). Goodbye and good riddance, says Manjoo, to an 'absurdly backward mode of human-computer interaction' that he half-jokes must violate the Geneva Conventions."
The Almighty Buck

Submission + - Apple to Buy EA? 1

yerktoader writes: There are rumors abound that Apple might buy EA, but some interesting counterpoints abound. Film at eleven(via Yahoo):

File this one firmly under "unconfirmed," but it's nevertheless a tantalizing rumor.

According to Fast Money's Guy Adami, via TheStreet.com, Apple is "eyeing Electronic Arts as a takeover target." EA's currently the second-largest games publisher in the world and owner of the smash hit NFL-licensed series of football games. Could we be facing the possibility of a Mac-only iMadden?

Well, probably not. Apple has indeed been bolstering its games know-how, hiring a major Xbox strategist away from Microsoft in recent weeks. And EA is no stranger to Apple platforms: in the last year it's brought several of its major franchises to the iPhone, including Sim City, Tiger Woods, and Spore, with considerable success. But it's a far cry from there to a takeover, and that's putting it mildly.

Specialist video games analyst Michael Pachter seems to agree. Speaking to Gamasutra, he pointed out that if Apple was looking to make some entertainment acquisitions, it could buy Warner Music — which controls 20% of the music industry — for roughly half of EA's estimated price. However, the doubt didn't stop EA's stock from bucking the market trend to climb 1.63% at closing.
Mars

Submission + - Google Releases Earth 5.0 1

trianglecat writes: Today is Pi Day (3.14) and Albert Einstein's 130th birthday. It is also the 174th birthday of Giovanni Schiaparelli who famously observed structures on Mars which he called "canali" or channels. This was later mistranslated as "canals" leading to speculation about life on Mars — most famously supported by astronomer Percival Lowell.
To celebrate, Google Earth has released 5.0 which has a number of new features for Mars including:

-Historical Maps — View antique maps by Schiaparelli, Percival Lowell, Nathaniel Green, and Antoniadi overlaid on the Mars surface

-'Live from Mars' — View the most recently captured images from NASA's THEMIS camera on the Mars Odyssey spacecraft, directly on the Mars in Google Earth surface. A continuous stream of fresh satellite imagery of Mars has never been made available to the general public faster than this.

-Guided Tours — Narrated tours of Mars from Public Radio's Ira Flatow and Bill Nye, the Science Guy
Music

Submission + - Sonos: 'We're rooting for Spotify' (cnet.co.uk)

CNETNate writes: "Spotify, the free music streaming start-up gaining massive popularity in Europe and Scandinavia, has a new would-be evangelist: Sonos. "We're rooting for them," said Mieko Kusano, Director of Product Management at Sonos in a meeting with CNET UK. "They are one of the companies we're interested in working with." It'd be an awesome move. Sonos already supports unlimited streaming from Napster, but for a cost. Imagine a Sonos music system with unlimited music, but for free. That's something Apple can't currently threaten with its iTunes/AirPort Express/iPhone Remote app ecosystem, and nor can the Squeezebox. But Spotify's ad-supported streaming service can."

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