Are you sure about that? It's quite clear from the historical record that that's exactly what "we" wanted then (the Axis were extremely reluctant to drag the "sleeping giant" into the war, at least until we forced their hand in Indonesia) and it's well understood that Washington had advance knowledge of the impending attack at Pearl and didn't warn the Fleet...

Do you really think things have changed so much that T.P.T.B. would be able to resist another opportunity to manipulate our nationalistic sensibilities so effectively? Me thinks not. ;)

Find a phone that you can run Replicant on...

That would be a typo (in case anyone was wondering). :p

It amazes me how, in this day and age, a demonstrably-fascist douchebag like this asshole can disguise his obvious big-government, Hamiltonian (i.e. classic textbook "liberal") nature by calling himself "conservative." Then again, considering how dumbed-down and ignorant the populace has become, I guess it should come as no surprise that the electorate (particularly the senile, white-haired contingent) has absolutely no idea what "conservative" is supposed to mean. Hint: it's correct usage (at least in America English; it has an altogether different meaning in the UK/Europe) implies that one is in favor of Jeffersonian ideals, which run completely counter to Alexander Hamilton's Federalist (i.e. "liberal") beliefs...

We can tell you're not a physics major...

Just wait till you have it growing between your legs and nothing kills it... :p

It comes down to how hard you fling them at the plate...

What about Samsung's well-documented backdoor (in hardware), Tovarsch?!

If you have to ask, you wouldn't comprehend the answer.

Think of AOL, in truly-immersive high-def... what's not to like?!

From wrong?? Seriously; just because our speech might sound like abject, ignorant shit does not mean we can't do a little better when we're putting words down on paper (so-to-speak)...

Then again, as Americans, I suppose we've got ourreputation to uphold. :p

Possibly sooner than you think; Facebook buying Oculus comes to mind...

I'd hit the bitch in the mouth (after all, this is my mother we're talking about here). :)

Tell me about it; I grew up there. :) A particularly insidious combination of ingredients (typical Tokyo coffeeshop fare in the late 70's/early 80's - don't know about these days) was a hotdog bun with spaghetti in it, topped with whipped cream and mandarin orange slices. I shit you not...

I can certainly agree with this and, I might add, we can start by deleting all traces of any online recipes that call for (*shudder*) fucking tropical fruit such as pineapple as a goddamned pizza topping.

On an slightly less sarcastic note (note that I wasn't completely joking about the fucking abomination that's pineapple pizza, BTW), someone please bash in the skulls of these stupid fascist puppet fucks. Now.