For a brief instant, I thought that read "they found rice on Mars." I realized that it must be a typo even if I hadn't read it wrong... but needless to say, a whole slew of witty punchlines crossed through my mind...

In other news, judges in North Korea, Iran, Indonesia, Saudi Arabia, the UK and China all declare their rulings (regarding international jurisdiction of their respective nations' laws) to have jurisdiction internationally...

More like informed by a press that's controlled by the CIA (look up "Operation Mockingbird").

FTFY, BTW.

Seriously, no secrets here, folks; just short memories, even shorter attention spans... and a fuck-ton of inexcusable ignorance (no wonder the elites have no qualms about treating us like cattle...)

Are you sure it's a problem and not a symptom?

How ironic that the "racial purity" types are totally unaware that us "northern white people" are in fact the bastard half-breeds of Neanderthal and Cro-Magnon. Of course, "hybrid vigor" is a well-known phenomenon... but you won't catch Darrel and his brother Darrel willing to acknowledge that; they'd rather find somebody to hate while they bang their sister... :p

Come now, that's hardly proper Ebonics; you've got the wrong pronunciation and spelling. :p

On a more serious note, I'd never judge anyone by their skin color or ethnic background... but their behavior and cultural attitude, that's goddamned fair game. And I'm willing to bet that if you insist on "acting black," I'm not likely to find your abilities any more impressive than if you act like whitetrash or a dumb hick. Reality may be a bitch; what she isn't is a racist. ;)

One. Apparently pronounced "when" (that's my guess, at any rate...).

Judging from the state of things in the world today, they climb to the very top of the shit-heap (who knew you could wear your stupidity and use it like a jetpack?!)...

Apparently only if you possess data that someone else might want... ;)

And if it hadn't been, let's say, entirely worthless... are you really so naive as to think that they would have told you about their discoveries?? :)

THIS. It's like hiring an off-duty cop to provide security for you, and then finding out that he got his ass handed to him by an old lady in a wheelchair...

Well, I guess that makes it right; Israel clearly has zero moral obligation to avoid targeting hospitals if the Geneva Convention says it's okay.

Consider the matter settled.

(slap!) Your mom told you that you're a smart little boy? She lied; you really ought to shut the fuck up because you're quite clearly an idiot - no offense meant, by the way; it's strictly an observation... :)

Big fucking deal; it was illegal before* and that sure as hell didn't stop them.

Remember Bush pardoning the telcos for their fascist behavior?

500 bucks plus the lives of three Foxconn employees, the services of one street-cleaning crew and a large, counterfeit bottle of [Chinese-knockoff] Simple Green all-purpose cleaner (not quite as effective as the real thing but still more than adequate for getting reasonably fresh bloodstains off of sidewalks). ;)

Changing that perception clearly runs counter to their objectives.