Comment Re:Edit count whoring (Score 4, Funny) 425
I will write a script that locates ambiguous usage of commas, and will replace them with the correct oxford comma usage.
Sir, that is uncouth, uncivilized and incorrect.
There are legitimate grammar and usage debates, with cogent arguments on either side. But the Oxford Comma is the One True Way. The best argument I've ever heard against it is, "Well, it saves a few drops of ink on the printed page." Anti-Oxford Comma heathens should be drawn, quartered, and burned at the stake for befouling the language.