Now that's some quality TV! (But seriously, if they make a movie with Robin Williams dressed up as a 3-legged dog saving Taylor Swift from Kanye West, I think I'm totally going to hurl.)

That's what she said.

Captain Hammer will save us.

Seriously!

Man, look at the fingerprints on her!

Wool and other animal fiber is expensive, and there is a huge market for it. My wife is happy when a skein of wool yarn costs less than $10, and it's not unusual to see her drop $25 just to knit a pair of socks. Oher animal fibers cost even more -- I think the most expensive one I've seen is Musk Ox, which runs about $150/skein (but sooooo soft). There's some markup involved, plus labor for dying etc, but still -- animal fiber is expensive.

Human hair on the other hand we have no use for -- barbers sweep it into the trash.

Has your friend considered Hillsdale College? They refuse to take any Federal or State funding; the whole college is run on donations by alumni and people who really dislike big government. Just a thought.

Target has a daily sales quota for credit cards and for warranties. It is part of your essential job function. You do it, or else. If you didn't meet quota, management gave you a warning. Two strikes and, well, guess you didn't really want that $0.35/hour raise, did you?

Why not just upload a ton of pictures of polar bears in a snowstorm? (I think the limit is something like 4-10MB for pictures and 10MB for video.) Not that I'm advocating anything malicious. I just happen to like polar bears and snow.

China's Andy Rooney Has Some Funny Opinions About How Great The Chinese Government Is

"Some of the guilty people say they are not guilty... ridiculous!"

That's alright
that's OK
the Mayans said
we'd be dead
in 2012, anyway!
uh... Burma Shave.

Ouch! Oh, never heard that one before...