Emacs is now tied with Print Shop 23 for the highest version ever.

Well, half of it is. Its true, I read it on the internet.

The State must declare the child to be the most precious treasure of the people. As long as the government is perceived as working for the benefit of the children, the people will happily endure almost any curtailment of liberty and almost any deprivation. ~Adolf Hitler.

So if I go into the Metropolitan Museum in NY and look at The Madonna and Child by Raphael, am I a criminal? lol thought crimes.

Ok emos everywhere, this is how you do it.

Stand at the top of a tall structure and make sure that there is something relatively soft below.

Tie cheese wire around your neck - tight enough that it won't slip off under tension but loose enough not to choke you.
Tie the other end to something solid on top of the structure. Make sure that there is a good six or seven feet of slack.

Now stand at the edge and glue your hands to the side of your head. Wait until your hands are glued solidly to your head.

Now jump off the structure. It'll only hurt for a second, when the cheese wire runs out of slack and slices through your neck. The overhang should stop you from bashing your now-severed head against the wall of the structure when the cutting motion jerks your body backwards.

This has the excellent effect of causing whoever finds your body to think that you have pulled your head off.