With all the messes here on Earth, send me right away!
Under a couple conditions:
I must have my girlfriend
I must have internet with ping times better than 20 minutes.
That last one may be a bit difficult with current technology...

I was going to answer "I know when I've had enough," but then I picked up my cup of tea to take a drink and realized it's my second one today... and it's only 0900... yeah...

Didn't Nintendo already announce this for their next handheld?

Dam those beavers.

...is for people to understand their own religions!
Muhammad is NOT holy or to be worshiped. He is not supposed to be depicted for the sole reason that he NOT be holy or worshiped. These extremists are taking this the exact opposite that they should.
Disclaimer: I am only targeting some Muslims because they are in the spotlight. Some people in all religions are guilty.

This would also give the cows more muscle, which equals more and better beef. I can see this being feasible sometime, possibly...

I only watch two shows anyway, so I just watch them off Hulu on my wide screen monitor. Fewer commercials and I can watch whenever I want :)

I see a few amazing ones, but I don't get what's amazing about "Can you put peroxide in your ear?" I do it all the time. It makes perfect sense. *shrug* of course, calling people stupid has never made sense to me. The adage "There's no such thing as a stupid question" applies here very nicely...

I scored 130-140 on my IQ tests (depending on the test, I took two or three through my life -_- stupid schools) and I know for a fact my brain is slower than average. I just retain knowledge above average. So by most definitions, I'm dumb and smart at the same time!

Not ends, CYCLES. Get the headline right, please.

Actually, I thought about it. It probably stands for "Touch Screen"

If DS supposedly stood for "Double Screen" does TS stand for "TRIPLE Screen"? That's a scary thought...

My first thought was an epicly-long "NOOOO..." but upon seeing the pic, idk. It may work. I hated Window's ribbon, but FF may make it work. We'll have to just wait and see, won't we?

JOHN PARKER is robbing a house :)
updated 2:57 PM today

And I thought the big movement right now was to stamp out profiling... how naive I was...