dave420's real name is "hiram the cabin boy"

Luke! Luke! Don't! It's a trap! It's a trap!

Year of the beer fridge on the desktop.

Sounds good.

This is news for nerds. Nerds tend to be free thinkers. Jon Stewart's show serves that crowd.

Jon Stewart, he da man!

It's those god damned Fagmasons.

Paleo w/dairy is the way to go.

Why?

Because sharp cheddar.

This.

Quite a few people still use 8 or 10 year old machines, single-core or slow dual-core with a few gigs of memory, smallish harddrive, and still running Windows XP.

When a machine from 2006 can comfortably play videos on Facebook, who _needs_ to upgrade?

No one.

The fastest machines I have in the home office are dual core, 4 gigs memory, 250 or 500 gig disk running Windows 7 and Xubuntu respectively. They both perform very well.

The oldest machine is a Dell laptop from 2002 with Windows XP for use as a print server. It is slow but functional. Was using Xubuntu which was much faster but my scanner didn't like Linux.

tldr; Unless you are into new games, you really don't need a new computer.

This book makes women into project managers.

DNA is shown as a helix to make it more appealing to the eye.

The proles don't want to see "a mishmash of random looking scientifical crap".

Rendering DNA in the form of a double helix makes it purty and romantical and radio-friendly.

I ain't sayin' she a gold diggah

But she ain't hangin with no broke niggah

In fact some nigga gave that hoe $9000 to join a stupid social media site

That hoe she smart

Land of the whipped topping cheeseburger, home of the comatose diabetic.

Land of the flea, home of the slave.

Actually it turned out to be koala flatulence.

Turns out digesting eucalyptus releases that type of gas.

Put the live catfish in a bucket of water with a few handfuls of rock salt stirred in. Helps clear out the mud vein.

And a GREEN lantern can shoot laser beams, like a shark.