It would be nice if Demonoid removed all the dead torrents and went private with a user limit. The best trackers I am on are all private. Public trackers (hi KAT) are toooo slooooowwwwwww and it seems like hit-and-run is more prevalent.

That explains my breast tenderness every 4 wee

Damn you, mom. DAMN YOU!!!ks.

I tried to build a bamboo bicycle, but it didn't go well.

Turns out I shouldn't have used chopsticks in place of a fork.

This HP tablet is specced identically to my $80 Chinese tablet, with the exception of Bluetooth and GPS. Those features would be worth the extra $20.

May purchase one soon.

I had several of my high-school AP science courses via satellite. They were very, very, very boring. The "teacher" was actually just a coordinator and had almost no grasp of the material. Physics via satellite and chemistry via satellite... ugh. Did I mention the part about how the courses were absolutely, stupefyingly boring?

tl;dr - distance learning FAIL

Muh cock just killed 17 birds!

And how many of those "poor" people have cable television?

Yes. Totem for audio, Rhythmbox for streaming, VLC for video.

They found out that Soylent News is People!

how maek babby?

No, we never had hackers. Duh.

A multimeter once bit my sister.

I would probably shoot my fucking eye out, kid.

"Who let the photons out?"

"PEW, PEW, PEW, PEW"

Black is the new white.

Slashdot is the new AOL.

I just puked a little bit in my mouth.