PirateBlis - Slashdot User

Comment Re:greg...let's go to the map! (Score 0) 446

by PirateBlis on Thursday December 10, 2009 @01:53PM (#30391068) Attached to: Facebook Masks Worse Privacy With New Interface

Not if she lists it as Fuckyoufacebookers, Neverfindmeville

Comment Odd... (Score 0) 245

by PirateBlis on Wednesday December 09, 2009 @04:12PM (#30380260) Attached to: Each American Consumed 34 Gigabytes Per Day In '08

The title of this makes me feel like I should be a yellow circle and running from ghosts...

Comment Re:I just cracked it! (Score 0) 320

by PirateBlis on Wednesday December 02, 2009 @12:04PM (#30298116) Attached to: The Voynich Manuscript May Have Been Decoded

Hahaha you sir are a genius. With that said, I'm going downstairs to make a glass and obey our new cryptic overlord

Comment Re:It Hurts (Score 0) 320

by PirateBlis on Wednesday December 02, 2009 @11:58AM (#30298044) Attached to: The Voynich Manuscript May Have Been Decoded

Coincidently, that whole wall of text you wrote was in fact the decoded version of the voynich manuscript. Refernce Sites: 1) Wikipedia.com 2) Slashdot.org 3) IllWillPress.com

Comment Well.. (Score 0) 351

by PirateBlis on Tuesday December 01, 2009 @05:50PM (#30289436) Attached to: Microsoft Investigates Windows 7 "Black Screen of Death"

At least we can look on the bright side. Because it's black, PC was telling the truth in that Mac commercial when he said "It's not gonna have any of the problems Vista had, Trust me.". Cheeky bastards.

Comment In Later News... (Score 0) 802

by PirateBlis on Tuesday December 01, 2009 @05:43PM (#30289330) Attached to: Scientology Charged With Slavery, Human Trafficking

Authorities released a second statement saying "We're sorry for all the trouble we might have caused Tom Cruise. This was all a simple misunderstanding of the terms "Slave" and "Cult". ......All your base are belong to us."

Comment Ummm...? (Score 0) 200

by PirateBlis on Tuesday November 17, 2009 @05:00PM (#30134734) Attached to: NASA Willing To Team With China; Rumors of a Budget Cut

Sooooo our shuttles AREN'T going to have "Made in China" on the bottom?

Comment This just in... (Score 0) 248

by PirateBlis on Tuesday November 17, 2009 @04:34PM (#30134248) Attached to: Engineered Bacteria Glows To Reveal Land Mines

... Scientists have engineered a bacteria able to glow when a land mine is detected. There's a lot of buzz at the facility about this breakthrough. Trucks have been seen bringing lots of stereo equipment, strobe lights, exstacy, and international techno dj, Tiesto. In other news, still no solution for aids, the recession, or galactic travel.

Comment Re:Minesweeping (Score 0) 248

by PirateBlis on Tuesday November 17, 2009 @04:24PM (#30134066) Attached to: Engineered Bacteria Glows To Reveal Land Mines

I hope that as the bacteria glows, it arranges itself into numbers indicating how many mines are nearby. It should making identifying the mined locations a simple matter of elimination.

Terrific idea! I'll get working on little "goo flags" we can use to mark the locations of "suspected" mines.

Comment Ridiculous and impossible (Score 0) 881

by PirateBlis on Tuesday November 17, 2009 @02:20PM (#30131810) Attached to: NASA Attempts To Assuage <em>2012</em> Fears

2012 isn't going to end the world and wipeout man-kind. If it did, our robotic overlords would have no one to control, and that's just silly.

Comment They gave up on mature games? (Score 0) 186

by PirateBlis on Wednesday November 04, 2009 @02:59PM (#29983006) Attached to: Is There a Future For Mature Games On Wii?

Dammit all. There's goes my hopes and dreams for Mario Jerk-off Party, Dyke Tyson's Tits Out, and Wii Fist :(

Comment Re:Soo.... (Score 0) 435

by PirateBlis on Wednesday February 11, 2009 @06:26AM (#26810195) Attached to: I'm a PC and I'm 4-1/2

furthermore... I love that Microsoft is now doing what it does best by targeting a younger audience. Setting them up for a lifetime of disappointment... at least til they start using linux.

Comment Soo.... (Score -1, Offtopic) 435

by PirateBlis on Wednesday February 11, 2009 @06:21AM (#26810151) Attached to: I'm a PC and I'm 4-1/2

It stars a 4-year-old cutie

... since when did Michael Jackson start posting topics here?

Comment This wouldn't work in the U.S...... (Score 0) 267

by PirateBlis on Monday January 26, 2009 @02:57PM (#26610513) Attached to: Bickering Blocks US Mobile Phone Payments

only because a good percentage of the female population would just stand there, staring at the screen in limbo trying to decide if they should get off the phone or not. God forbid if they were at the register and got a text message...

Comment Re:This is just awful. (Score 0) 659

by PirateBlis on Monday January 26, 2009 @02:48PM (#26610391) Attached to: Bill Gates' Plan To Destroy Music, Note By Note

MS Research does a lot of good research, and this is no exception. Stuff like this allows us (humanity) to explore what makes something musical, why we enjoy musing, and so on.

So does Acid DJ, Dance/HipHop/R&B/Techno Ejay, Music Maker Generation (random number here), Fruity Loops, Etc. All without the caddy 1970's Jimmy Buffet sounding beats.

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