"Carbon sequestration". Yeah, the problem we have is all this carbon we are digging up and burning is causing trouble so we need to find a way of sequestering it after we burn it. Do you see the stupid part in this plan?

You're not very good at it, it's just very easy there for the minute.

So anyone who gets tax credits should be denied free speech?

Yeah, there's no evidence that people in different areas share any common heritage, except all the DNA and stuff, but that's Satan's work.

Yeah, in the brave new future we won't need things made in factories, we'll eat apps for breakfast.

I do hope you show your commitment to your values by refusing your next wage rise so you don't run the economy into the gutter, or does that only happen when other people get wage rises?

Wouldn't it benefit the Detroit manufacturers if they could sell directly to customers rather than giving away a vast cut to incompetent middle men all over the country?

They'd have to be padding an awful lot if they were actually worse than American ones.

What a lot of nonsense, if anything weapons empower the sociopaths.

What makes you think he wouldn't have just run if he heard you shouting?

Yeah, you probably just own a gun because you're such a badass and need something to scare the local kids away from your porch.

How much additional safety do you think that safety would buy you on the road, given the number of motorists and the leading causes of car accidents (driver error)? You're not going to stop people crashing their cars until we have autonomous cars. However, if you see a disease arising that poses a serious threat to millions and you have the chance, you should consider doing something about it.

When did you move into management?

I don't want to sound facetious but really, the SBLive is a nearly twenty year old card now. Fair enough it should work but getting a bee in your bonnet about it is a bit mad. If the card is giving you so much trouble do what any sane person did 10 years ago and throw it away and buy something better.

Come on, the Star Wars prequels were bad but that's going a bit too far even for me.