Just get them drunk, then report them for public intoxication.

Meh, a matter of opinion. Looks like finger painting to me. THERE. I SAID IT.

I doubt that the stripper will like where you are sticking your phone, though. I mean, dollar bills are intrusive enough...

..roared into space to deliver into orbit what one reconnaissance official has touted as 'the largest satellite in the world.' ?

At this point, wouldn't it cease to be the largest satellite in the world?

Not long at all...

system("tail -n 100 /var/log/apache2/access_log | cut -f1 -d' ' | sort | uniq");

This may sound like a winner now, but just wait until they start outsourcing your surgeries to sweat shops in China.

Will there be any chicks there?

Irony requires some sort of lesson learned, as the character makes a decision or some deliberate action which inadvertently brings about their own downfall. If there is no self-induced lesson involved, it isn't irony, it's just unfortunate.

In this situation, for example, it would be sort of ironic if they got addicted to blogging about getting over their addiction to Facebook. Think about the classic example of irony, Oedipus. It wouldn't have been ironic (or nearly as good a story) if he didn't know his fate and actively seek to avoid it.

I think you lost about 90% of us right there...

For every Firefox, OpenOffice, or GIMP there are 1000 Wild Tangents or FREE Animated Pony screen savers. So, yes I would call that generally sucking. I feel comfortable in the fact that my doctor makes far more money than my mechanic. I've never taken my girlfriend out to a romantic dinner at the local soup kitchen. That's my logic, where is yours?

Let me explain it for you then. You see, whenever you get something for nothing, it generally sucks.

Great find, now everyone who can't afford a real toilet or the disposable toilet can just jump on their computers and download that PDF for free. I wonder if they have a mailing list..

It's an ordinance just like anything else. You have to have things like this or else you end up with people with old cars up on blocks in the front yard. The people in charge decided they want everything to look similar within a certain tolerance, and these people crossed the line. I can see their argument, and that's why they get to go to trial over it instead of the city just handing them a big fine. In my town we have ordinances too, and I'm sure most places do. When I first moved into my current house, I didn't own a lawnmower for a while and my grass got pretty unsightly. The city code enforcement officer came by and warned me about it. Did I complain? No, because I chose to buy this house in this town and so I have to follow their rules. If I had a farm out in the country, I wouldn't have to mow, and I could rip up the grass and replace it with woodchips if i wanted, but if you live somewhere with rules, you have to follow those rules! It's amazing how opposed some people are to this simple fact.

Still Pepsi, only in Soviet Russia, it drinks you.

More importantly, does he have a goatee?