6) A stargate

Probably better to simply use small cylinders of Nitrogen. Safer for everyone else too.

Easy explanation.

How many banana equivalent doeses is this?

5 trillion bananas (8 Bq per banana)

Ref: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Banana_equivalent_dose

Wait a few more years and she may be scripting LUA in Roblox! My 10 year old son has been doing this for the last year with no help from me!

It wasn't that they were installed upside down, they were installed for a southern hemisphere launch!

4. Don't drop the soap

The old ants know they either have to go to Carousel or leave the colony!

Actually this is the second part of a message.

First Message reads:
Sorry to hear of the russian porn infecting your computer old chap.

Will send activation code once we can get through to India so you can reinstall.

Does the Australian Govt have anyone that can actually properly security audit this? I am sure they are not going to want to spend the money to hire someone who can. Also, who is to say the binary blob firmware doesn't have a back door. Its not like the Australians are going to compile it and install it themselves.

It would probably be better to redirect them to Rick Roll (No I will not put the URL here).

You mean Otto? http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Otto

Would that give me time to draw a happy face on a warp core explosion?

Sometimes I get the feeling that security updates can in most cases cause more problems than the issues themselves.

I can think of many occasions that a security update has broken a server/router/etc. Obviously the lack of a security update can lead to a bigger headache in the future. But the typical user doesn't understand and has the attitude "IT broke the server again".

If a virus or hacker causes an issue the attitude is "I hope they fix that soon. I hate viruses/hackers" (obviously this is a huge generalization).

During the blackout of 2003 Niagara Falls was one of the few areas that still had power because of the Hydro dams.

Wow the landing video shows how complicated this one is.

The whole hanging by a crane held up by a thruster module seems quite scary. Especially considering it couldn't be tested at Earth.

Guess there will be lots of nail biting when the landing comes! Hopefully there is live telemetry for the landing.