> Most peons growing up and using Microsoft Windows exclusively are too dumb to learn anything new, even if they are paid to do so.
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> It's like a brothel staffed by people with down syndrome.
Actually, that couldn't be further from the truth. Kids have no problems dealing with different platforms. HELL, the barely acknowledge that there are different platforms. They just use similar software the same way as the people from Xerox Parc intended.
It's the aging dinosaurs that have problems with Brand X of word processor versus Brand Y.
If they don't like Open Office, just wait till they see Ribbon and Win8.
I've seen people in small businesses nearly defect over either of those.