Well really that would be more like choosing between "Yahoo!" and "Also a Yahoo!"

Well, he is in prison. I'm sure someone will take care of that for him.

Tesla roadsters are built to handle crashes on the same road as your car, and aren't nearly as tissue-like as you seem to imagine.

Tesla was rear-ended by a Prius, and the impact pushed it under the rear of a SUV.
Wired.com has more:
http://www.wired.com/autopia/2009/10/totaled-tesla-driver/

Yeah, that's a VW Touareg ass-end up in the air. Tesla driver walked away, his only complaint was the headrest/roof hurt the top of his head. With a multi-ton SUV on it, I'm not surprised...

But that was a long time ago.

According to the article, all of Google's machines are using boards from Gigabyte, which is definitely insufficient information to draw any sort of conclusion about which boards are the most error-prone.

The other 91% are infected with users :(

He deserves it! His Medicare and Social Security are coming out of my paycheck, I will never see a dime of it.

Mac OS X will let you create a new admin account via the setup wizard via a few short commands entered in single-user mode at startup.
Whatever control you have over these machines would be temporary, at best. For the kids who *don't* set up their own accounts with admin rights, trying to control what they do with these computers remotely while they still have physical access to the machine is an exercise in futility.

Let's leave Fox News out of this discussion, if at all possible.