Well, she apparently can't do the Science for crap, so she needs something to fall back on.
According to wikipedia, she plays woodwinds. So she's got that going for her...which is nice.
Wolfe-Simon did her undergraduate studies at Oberlin College and completed a Bachelor of Arts in Biology and Chemistry and a Bachelor of Music in Oboe Performance and Ethnomusicology at the Oberlin Conservatory of Music.
If NRO can pull a couple hubble class telescopes out of petty cash, why are we so certain there isn't a Shuttle or the functional equivalent stashed somewhere?
Not exactly a functional equivalent, but... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boeing_X-37
Where there's a will, there's a relative.