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Comment Nuclear Material Incidents (Score 3, Funny) 92

7 - Unknown.

I wonder how these come to happen.

"Captain Johnson! Where the fuck are the two tons of plutonium you left the base with!"
*shrugs* "No idea."
"WHAT!"
"NO IDEA. SIR!"
"Ok, that's better. Try to be more careful with the next plutonium truck. Shit ain't growing on trees, you know?"

Comment Re:Sooo .. (Score 1) 127

That's not a mugging. Without violence it's not mugging, it's just theft.

You don't "hand over" something to someone who snaps it from your hands.

My point being that if the guy has a knife/gun on you and tells you "give me that phone", he could just as well say "password?".

However, they don't really care, as stolen phones are sold en masse to people who don't need the pass to resell them.

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