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Comment Graphene's a thing that everyone needs! (Score 2) 129

Graphene's a Fine-Something-That-All-People-Need!
It's a shirt, it's a sock, it's a glove, it's a hat!
But it has other uses. Yes, far beyond that!
You can use it for carpets. For pillows! For sheets!
Or curtains! Or covers for bicycle seats!

Out of the old physics lab
Comes some more graphene
Answering humanity's
Each and every need

Everybody do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do
Needs graphene!

It isn't just a tanning vest
Use it for a hammock
When you need rest
It's a toothbrush holder
For your weekend guest
Your canary will love it,
It's a lovely nest
Try it in soup-
It adds great zest
It'll cure those
Backache pains in your chest

Everybody do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do
Needs graphene!

You'll be amazed
you'll be nonplussed
It tastes like bread
without the crust
Grooms your hair
when it gets mussed
Rids your home of dismal dust
It's a natural, it's a must
Eliminates carburetor rust

Everybody do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do
Needs graphene!

It's super duper hooper hyper
Makes a perfect windshield wiper
Foolproof trap to catch a viper
we've no complaints from any griper
Papa smokes 'em in his piper
Baby says "boy, what a diaper!"

Everybody do-do-do-do-do-do
Everybody do-do-do-do-do-do
Everybody do-do-do-do needs graphene!!


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Comment Re:And I would have gotten away with it, too... (Score 1) 140

~ ZOINKS! Robot ghosts!

~ Ruh-uh! Rhoast rhobots!

~ It's robot ghosts, Scoob.

~ Ruh-uh. Ruh-uh. Rhoast rhobots.

~ Robot ghosts!

~ Rhoast rhobots!

~ Shh! Shut up you potheads, he'll see us!

~ Ruh roh. Rhouns rike Rhemla ron rha rhag rhoday.

~ And you would know, wouldn't ya, Scoob?

~ RHEH HEH HEH HEH HEH!

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Comment Re:Good. (Score 1) 320

90% of the cartoons that were made solely for Saturday morning are crap regardless of the era.

I say nay nay! In the 90s, the networks (particularly the WB) began the realize that the game had changed and started to up the ante with the likes of Batman: The Animated Series and halfway decent Dragonball Z redubs.

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Comment Re:Good. (Score 2) 320

Of course my 90% figure was being generous. But really, what gold nuggets? Sure you may have some nostalgia for old episodes of Scooby-Doo or The Superfriends, until you actually go back and watch them and you realize that the makers figured that kids will watch any poorly-made crap they threw up on the screen. And sadly, they were right.

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