Also, as with ladybugs, it's an effective strategy for overwintering.

Would the Borings allow interest?

Holey insulation, Batman!

We've run all the call centers out of the United States and into places like India and Mexico :)

Thanks, my first Godwin on slashdot!

Now if someone would just rear-mount that in a cute little chassis, maybe one that looked kind of like a bug or something...

First they came for the music and fine arts teachers, but I was not a music or fine arts teacher so I did not speak out.
(Full disclosure: I really am a math teacher!)

I guess "target democratic" is an understandable Freudian slip for "target demographic" and "dumb people."

Then it will be hell!

Perhaps he was trying to escape with his family over the Alps to Switzerland. We can only hope that the nuns removed the distributors from Herr Zeller's cars.
(I'm going to hell for making these lame jokes about the poor guy.)

I agree with your last points there, but not enough to stop me from creating a Facebook account. If my Facebook account gets sold out, well, I didn't reveal anything really private there anyway. But if my Slashdot ID were outed and linked by some app to my Facebook account, hrmmm, that wouldn't be pretty. I wonder if it could be done?

Check out Deuteronomy 23. LOL!

He has no hands but yours.

What are these "friends" you speak of?

We can only hope the operation was a total vocal cordectomy.