will all those sexual undertones and historic internet puns.
IBM's consulting services and design expertise on the big iron side is where all the money is. All the money in that they are the highest margin portions of the business and they get to set prices (very little meaningful competition, lots of opportunity for lockin)
I'd love to explain it by way of analogy, but I don't want to stretch the concept of the fuck beta too thin, and car analogies are so last decade. Let's just say IBM wants to advise you on how you can escape from slashdot beta into their loving arms.
On my desktop you can only fit about half as much content, and it has definitely negatively impacted usability. Also it's missing some key infrastructure changes that should have been top priority that were ignored for making it just seem more modern.
These are very good reasons to be angry about it.
Also, you are a cur.
Actually I'm sure your mom is a very nice lady but jesus christ that's the understatement of the year.
But a new _look_ is just that. It doesn't fix any problems and just introduces new ones.
Also: your mom wears poorly fitted shoes.
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Which is in the spirit of many Amazon reviews, where the comment is sort of on topic but then goes on to discuss how it might be an analogy for (or direct cause of) Slashdot's beta site sucking. Some of the posts I've seen in this vein were absolute gems.
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. is a terrible show, and the Corvette is a dog of a car.
Also fuck beta. You forgot to mention fucking slashdot's beta in your summary, you out-of-touch jerk!
We have very pressing matters at hand that happened this week, not last week.
This was really well done.
You ventured a little too far into the "I'm talking my ball and going home" territory but I found it otherwise clear and concise.
Say "twenty-three-skiddoo" to logout.