Maybe if you're old.

Oh, that's just dog shit on my shoe.

1) Go to "Account Settings"
2) Press "Deactivate you account"
3) Get an effin' life.

I don't think so. Sure, he's a smart guy, but 99.999% of his success came from being at the right place at the right time.
i.e. writing DOS just as IBM entered the PC market. The rest is history.

Subcommander Tal, is that you?

and stuff.

What could possibly go wrong?

If he goes anywhere in Europe, even with the host country's approval and protection, I wouldn't be surprised if he were snatched in a CIA black op.

H4x0r HuSsY. You just can't make this stuff up.

Everyone realizes that googling names can frequently come up with false hits from the wrong person with the same name. Employers do this, boyfriends and girlfriends do it. Even though everyone knows how unreliable it is, they still keep googling names and using the results.
In a world constantly screaming for "moar" information it's a shame there's not enough reflection on how valuable or correct it is.

"...radical idea that people should get paid whenever their information is used..."
It's not so radical. We are currently treated like a herd of sheep, constantly being fleeced by the likes of Google and Facebook.

Can I do it until I need Google Glasses?

Imagine California passed another ill-conceived, over-reaching, meddlesome law ... and nobody obeyed it.

Imagine!

I don't think 8 orders of magnitude would be huge enough to completely obliterate her.
Come to think of it, what's the use if I can still hear her?

The Hexagon of Saturn is nothing compared with the Delta of Venus
I want some pics of that.