Even worse, when I saw the headline, I immediately started wondering when the hell Xerox got into genetics.

Well, I can't think of a better opportunity to revisit the classic roleplaying tale of The Head of Vecna.

You can also include some more generic moments, like 'I support you,' 'I know you're going through a difficult time, but it'll get better and I love you,' etc..
You might want to include several 'shocking news reaction' videos where you do spit takes.
Oh, and whatever you do, make sure you never say anything like, "I was just talking to your mother..." when recording these.

(Yes, I'm making light of a serious situation, but sometimes that's the healthiest thing to do.)

Additionally, you would void the Earth's warranty.

We should be teaching machines to help us, not emulate our flaws and biases.

To help us, they must know us.

If you google, infant mortality by state, Mississippi has the highest infant mortality rate. Double that of many states... It must be a coincidence.

Don't be ridiculous. It's obviously because of vaccinations and not:

*having one of the highest premature birth rates in the nation

*obesity during pregnancy (Mississippi leads the nation in obesity too)

*widespread poverty

*an incredibly high rate of teenage births

The fact that there isn't more evidence of anything that would have caused the crash is what points to irresponsible and distracting behavior by the pilot during key portions of the flight, of which there is a documented history, being the likeliest cause.

Well, if the FAA says so, I'm sure the rest of the world will respect it.

It's even worse. After looking at the article, I can't even qualify it as a threat, credible or not.

Aiden claimed Thursday he could put a ring on his friend's head and make him invisible like Bilbo Baggins, who stole Gollum's "precious" in J.R.R. Tolkien's fantasy series "The Lord of the Rings."

Somehow, the school authorities took the claim of one boy that he could use an invisibility ring to make someone invisible as a threat that he would 'make the other boy vanish'. Combined with the boy's past history with the school, I have to wonder whether the authorities are really so incredibly delusional and incompetent or if this is a deliberate campaign against him.

You may have a point, but on the other hand, how would you use the software without hardware?

Of course, if the CIA hadn't used a vaccination program as a front for an intelligence gathering operation in the region, maybe this violence against and mistrust of vaccination teams would be much lower.

because it told me to.

If I'm playing poker and get dealt a card I already have, I'll be worried about a lot more than luck.

Or amoral sociopaths who are doing it as a dispassionate, calculated act solely to increase their own power and authority.

Absolutely, but before starting a long-term test, expensive in time, manpower, and resources, it's important to do one that's less ambitious to make sure the concept/execution doesn't have any serious flaws.