The homeless I see often near my work.
Crying baglady. (Always on the same corner, amd always crying.)
Shirtless birthday guy. (It is always his birthday, and he moves corners.)
Homeless HIV+ guy. (He is so unflaggingly upbeat and positive, [pun intended], that I have given him a few bucks once in a while.)
I need to get to $PLACE to see my daughter. (I fell for it the first time I saw him. Now I loudly call him on his BS.)

Just think about how it will be if you are drinking your starbucks that was heated by burning cow dung..

Well, it might taste better. :)
I love good coffee. Therefore I can't stand Starbucks.

It would be great if people could request an update on a specific location. Possible way to monetize that would be that a person could pay to climb the queue.

Sorry, but I was producing 'spaghetti code' long before windows 95 came out.
Perhaps I should sue. :)

Meet the new boss, same as the old boss.

I have always said, "Anything you are going to do more than three times. Script it."
Also Cron is your best friend. :)

What do you have against the North American Marlon Brando Look Alikes?

I want the flubber powered car sound.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v...
The original, not that horrible remake.

Immortal space turtles just sound amazing.

Only if we can teach them Ninjitsu. Because that would be epic!

the propeller noises to the jet in "Airplane!" ?

I am quite sure that was done on purpose. You know, that was the joke...
Perhaps they should have just used a whooshing sound instead.
(For the humour impaired, the whooshing sound is the sound of the joke passing right over someones head.) :)

I am hoping you are right. Because otherwise it is a stupid idea.

OMG Ponies!!!

You are a disgrace to all man kind. Your man card is hereby revoked.
Damn it! The only thing men have over women is the ability to kill spiders!

There is a problem with your plan.
What if two spiders somehow gets on the ship to mars? With no men to kill the spiders, the women would be over run in no time. :)