Maybe the ISP was cooperating with the NSA and kept the account active.

The corporation is the government.

MSFT up, but HNI is down slightly.

They haven't done a good job of informing their customers of the upgrades. I've used Sprint for over 4 years and paid for unlimited data and 4G access. Unfortunately they don't have 4G anywhere near me so I've paid for something I can't use. It also seems that 3G service has declined in the last six months, slower spotty coverage. Unless I'm on WiFi my phone is frustratingly useless.

Did Gates or Microsoft have anything to do with the 640 k limit? I thought that was an IBM limitation.

This is just a TEMPEST in a tea pot.

Minnesota was definitely made for the mosquito.

When my wife and I were really into shooting, we used to spend $200 a month on ammunition. In low quantities some rounds are almost a dollar each.

Just push the button with picture of the food item on it and the register will tell you what the change should be.

I thought it said rectal scanner and had a tough time getting my single brown eye against the glass.

I think you're gonna have to come in on Saturday.

Why do they make magnets so tasty, if we're not supposed to eat them?

I've never heard of the MSX. It wasn't popular in the US.

That comic raises some interesting points. It shows that fat is more energy dense than coal. Should we burn fat people for fuel? How will that affect CO2 in the atmosphere, are fat people a carbon sink? If I increase my belly rolls can I get carbon credits?

There are worse places for your wife to have teeth.