I was just going to suggest embedding it in Piers Morgans DNA as he oviously has the redundancy ande its about time he did something useful

Just run MS Expression whilst you're reading your email and record the who session including the dmail deleting itself

They are not thinned skinned they just get upity because some yahoos think they faked the moon landings

I use the internet (TCP/IP) every damn day and that shit dates back to the late 60's

Given recent history just let MS loose with it and there'll be a website up there in mutes that will largelly think you're a black jew of icelandic descent witha bacon fetish

Add a bit of chromium to make them see red :)

I always liked Openhiemer quoting the the Bhagavad Gita/Muhabarata "I ama become death the destroyer of worlds"

Commador PET phone? But they are only putting emulators on it for the C64 & the Amiga. What about the PET for crying out loud if you're going to call it a pet phone it needs to have a build in datacorda and a screen that weighs 7KG :D

Actually my first thought was how will hackers use this tool ti identify and exploit security issues in vulnerable sites. As ever any tool used to increase security can be used to exploit it.

They are not actually police. Their powers of arrest are the same as anyone elses ie they can do a citizens arrest. Mostly they are there to give the impression of more police on the beat. They do not get the extensive training that police do, niether do they have to pass the riggorus medical tests the police do. The only real power they have is to detain you for upto 40 mins until a real cop comes. Most police officers regard them as a bit of a joke. This is not to say that some police forces don't push the boat out and get them properly trained and hold them to high standards. Those forces would be in the minority.

Sorry I got baud of that

You obviously haven't met any PCSO's most of them struggle with basic grama

But Flash!!! We only have 8 minutes to save the Earth!!!!!

Abstracting Electricity? The vocab is a bit advanced for a PCSO most of whom haven't mastered the grunt yet!

Plus it's not as fast as Concord wich took Mach2 in its stride