3D printed concrete boots of course :D

Define reasonable? Even cheap bedsits are over £500 a month. If you want a flat you need to be earning well over £30K if you're single just to keep up with the rent and the bills

Its a local shop for local people!

You do realise theres an electorate out there

Have you considered wrapping it up in a box with a simple UI and kickstartering it?

The real irony is that if it carries on like this the exit charge will be less than the legal costs

Yes of course they faked fucking it up

I believe that we will not be able to invent a truly sentient AI until we can teach it how to skive. If you're truely worried about AI's taking your jobs can I suggest we teach the AI's about Unions :D then you can just whinge about all the smart robots that never do any work because they have a better union than you do :)

It will have to be Low orbit which is already full of space debris from over 50 years of us jerking around out there. He could go higher but he'll be hit with latency issues if he wants to avoid the bulk of the junk.

I mean will you need hacking skills to hotwire one. Also will it be like my mobile? Will I be able to install a speeding/drag racing app?

And I thought the only legitimate use for a selfie stick was as a lightening conductor!

What ever you do don't try using "Wife V1.0" it's almost impossible to uninstall without getting all of your assets frozen.

An old friend powered his CCTV camera from the network cable it was streaming down.

Morally reprehensible is in the Eye of the Beholder

Can anyone translate that indecipherable gibberish into English?