It will have to be Low orbit which is already full of space debris from over 50 years of us jerking around out there. He could go higher but he'll be hit with latency issues if he wants to avoid the bulk of the junk.

I mean will you need hacking skills to hotwire one. Also will it be like my mobile? Will I be able to install a speeding/drag racing app?

And I thought the only legitimate use for a selfie stick was as a lightening conductor!

What ever you do don't try using "Wife V1.0" it's almost impossible to uninstall without getting all of your assets frozen.

An old friend powered his CCTV camera from the network cable it was streaming down.

Morally reprehensible is in the Eye of the Beholder

Can anyone translate that indecipherable gibberish into English?

I partially agree (We already have this here in the UK) in that I'd like the focus of teaching the kids to code to be different. The last thing I want is my kids dreadding having to do some coding because they did it in school and it was boring. Treat it like art not like maths or science and the kids will love. As for Tony Abbot to call him a prick is like telling a rose bush it only has one thorn.

This has been going on since the days of Sputnik and Uri Gagarin. Even the great Sergei Korrolyev (The master mind behind the space race) used the budget as his own personal slush fund

The problem isn't PowerPoint the problem is that most of the people using it couldn't do a presentation to save their own lives!

As a bad workman blames his tools its a poor student who blames the black board

Lets stop blaming the tool because some idiots don't know how to use it.

It's the only way I can make my knob look bigger

20 Years of write once and test everywhere! And now thanks to Android there are over 18000 distict Andoid platforms to test on too!! http://thenextweb.com/mobile/2...

I for one salute out software testing overlords :|

If you ask me its taken a turn for the würst

Yep I'm used to much harder interview questions than that :)

Ahh so the lessons learned at clapam junction will probably have to be learnt again then